Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
I definitely think it’s OK. Right before I graduated college, this girl I was friends with came up to me and simply said, “Since we’re not going to see each other a whole lot, I just wanted to say that if you ever split up with your girlfriend, hit me up.” Two months later, my girlfriend and I went our separate ways, and I ended up calling the girl. It didn’t sound desperate at all to me, it was refreshingly honest.
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Baby fever is real, dude. My quest to not become a father has been a long and arduous one.
How do these things even get mixed up? This sounds like trying to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and accidentally nuking Russia
“He’s in finance, BRO.” Classic
I definitely think it’s OK. Right before I graduated college, this girl I was friends with came up to me and simply said, “Since we’re not going to see each other a whole lot, I just wanted to say that if you ever split up with your girlfriend, hit me up.” Two months later, my girlfriend and I went our separate ways, and I ended up calling the girl. It didn’t sound desperate at all to me, it was refreshingly honest.
“Just because the girl can’t hang, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t bang.” -Confucius
Well when you’re ready, the dark side will welcome you with open arms
So can we expect to see you in the private sector, Madoff?
I mean, sure, he probably saved a lot on tuition. But at what terrible cost?
Women bitch about equality and then when you try to make things equal they say “chivalry is dead.”
Graduating college before you can even legally drink? Good luck, bro.
Guess I’m going to have to get a sign that says, “ANYONE BUT THE SOCIALIST AND THE MURDERER.”
Cocaine contact high
They were probably more disappointed about him switching teams than majors.
Mad Money with Jim Cramer. One day that guy’s going to have a stroke on camera.
I doubt they feel that guilty about it.
The Maple leaf means she smokes weed, Will
I’m kind of surprised that Grandex doesn’t host some kind of golf event, at least not that I’ve seen.
Probably both I’d imagine.
You dated a guy who has graduated college and still wears snapbacks and he turned out to be a douchebag? I’m shocked.
That’s how I deal with my problems, and I turned out OK. Depending on your definition of OK.