My Halloween news feed went from a bunch of girls in slutty costumes to a bunch of babies in costumes. PGP.

Understanding why Frank Ricard was excited for his big weekend trip to Home Depot and why he didn’t know if there would be enough time for Bed Bath & Beyond. PGP.

Motion to bring back “Dick’s Picks” to PGP because the undergrads on TFM do not know the saga of Dick Perry’s rise to fame and epic collapse. PGP.

Keeping an organized desk apparently means I don’t have “enough work to do,” so now I just leave it a mess. PGP.

My only attractive coworker got laid off. PGP.

It has been a month since I was hired and I am still not sure if I am doing my job correctly. PGP.

I always wondered why people voluntarily stay late at work, then my girlfriend moved in with me. PGP.