My buddy got the same deal one year. We were on a balcony and he knocked every single one off the balcony and it smashed on the ground. Like clockwork, every one he knocked off a bartender would come up with a styrofoam cup of beer and tell him to be more careful. It was the craziest shit I’ve ever seen.
One time I ate curbside pizza with a friend after a day of drinking and he got some girl walking by to chew a bite and spit it into his mouth. So I’m going to co-sign on this one. It’s where folks find love.
I always say people should move to San Diego. Been to a lot of places but that is the coolest one. I also think NO would be pretty sweet as well. I’m all out on cold weather right now.
Hitting a spa and brunch tomorrow for an annual stock club meeting with my some fellow members. Nothing like entering into an ultimate state of relaxation followed by a nooner blackout.
To truly live your best life in Nompton you need to be going to the Bird’s Nest, ordering the cheapest bottle of white ($9 I believe), and drinking straight from the bottle. Otherwise you’re just a poser.
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I’ll go Maury on your ass before you can say “you are NOT the father”
Laughed at this and now I’m a “cheating dick” according to my overlord
My buddy got the same deal one year. We were on a balcony and he knocked every single one off the balcony and it smashed on the ground. Like clockwork, every one he knocked off a bartender would come up with a styrofoam cup of beer and tell him to be more careful. It was the craziest shit I’ve ever seen.
Agreed, you lost before you started.
It turned out she was a serial killer, she murdered you, skinned you, and now acts as though she is actually you?
One time I ate curbside pizza with a friend after a day of drinking and he got some girl walking by to chew a bite and spit it into his mouth. So I’m going to co-sign on this one. It’s where folks find love.
Well that’s because you clean bathrooms for a living, Char.
I always say people should move to San Diego. Been to a lot of places but that is the coolest one. I also think NO would be pretty sweet as well. I’m all out on cold weather right now.
*Guilty*
That second to last ‘graph puts you in the top 10 of PGP writers all-time. Congrats, John.
Is that what ass salad is called in Texas? Interesting.
Hitting a spa and brunch tomorrow for an annual stock club meeting with my some fellow members. Nothing like entering into an ultimate state of relaxation followed by a nooner blackout.
They are amazing. My pops has been using them for years and I just gave them a shot a few months ago.
Or a horror movie.
by the trash compactor.
I hate her more than ISIS.
To truly live your best life in Nompton you need to be going to the Bird’s Nest, ordering the cheapest bottle of white ($9 I believe), and drinking straight from the bottle. Otherwise you’re just a poser.
Cock fighting. Every time he comes to the office he has to cock fight a chicken.
Oh fuck
Absolutely.