Get your suits tailored people. It costs a maximum of $100 dollars and makes it look 10 times better. I see people all the time wear off the rack suits and they look like dipshits. Look good, feel good, play good, get mother fucking paid good. It ain’t rocket science.
Went to SE Asia with my *~boo~* a few months ago. I did terrible, horrible, unforgivable things to one of the rooms we stayed in. We had to leave the room and when we came back after a whole day at the beach/pool it still smelled like a raccoon died 2 months ago. She has yet to let me live it down. DAMN YOU VIETNAMESE STREET FOOD!
Labor jobs are great when you’re young but real shitty when you’re older. There is a reason why they give them to 20 yr olds. You are a fucking loser if you wear your letterman jacket after highschool.
I watched the fight with a friend and was heavily over-served at the bar. Post fight we went to a karaoke bar and I fell off the stage when I tripped on my own foot. I’m talking full on, didn’t even try to catch myself, 4 foot drop off the stage. My GF took me home and I pissed her bed. Shockingly, she is much less mad than one would expect.
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Great. There’s no way I’ll be able to post my ~*tasteful*~ nudes in the comment section today. Today sucks.
The only growlers I have are in the bathroom, thank you very much.
And just like crocs you need to be a good swimmer to wear them because you’re going to be drowning in pussy.
Why is no one talking about Cradle 2 tha Grave leaving? That shit is the shit.
Ew
Get your suits tailored people. It costs a maximum of $100 dollars and makes it look 10 times better. I see people all the time wear off the rack suits and they look like dipshits. Look good, feel good, play good, get mother fucking paid good. It ain’t rocket science.
That’s Taylor Swift you’re talking to, I think you can swing a little nicer place. Ever been to Golden Corral, babe?
-1? Hackers must have got me too.
We sends two if you send him a tasteful nude.
Stealing your fantasy name, don’t @ me.
Went to SE Asia with my *~boo~* a few months ago. I did terrible, horrible, unforgivable things to one of the rooms we stayed in. We had to leave the room and when we came back after a whole day at the beach/pool it still smelled like a raccoon died 2 months ago. She has yet to let me live it down. DAMN YOU VIETNAMESE STREET FOOD!
I can’t wait to tell my Mom about this. Who cares if I didn’t hit puberty until junior year of college, I’m published in NTY, baby!
And they’ve still got a guy who spread his butt cheeks in Playgirl as a top commenter on an article. I love this place.
Livin’ that litty life
That’s the move when you’re in the 2 comma club.
Labor jobs are great when you’re young but real shitty when you’re older. There is a reason why they give them to 20 yr olds. You are a fucking loser if you wear your letterman jacket after highschool.
Grew my hair out all summer and finally got it cut on Friday. Feels great.
I just send them to my GF and make her do it. Then Daddy lets the “likes” roll in.
Shiner Cheer is so God damned delicious. Truly the drink of kings
I watched the fight with a friend and was heavily over-served at the bar. Post fight we went to a karaoke bar and I fell off the stage when I tripped on my own foot. I’m talking full on, didn’t even try to catch myself, 4 foot drop off the stage. My GF took me home and I pissed her bed. Shockingly, she is much less mad than one would expect.