Getting “sup”-d in the comments section was the highlight of my week. PGP.

I gave out three business cards at a wedding last night. PGP.

Parents threatening to kick you off the family phone plan. PGP.

Not wanting to be known as “The Guy Who Does Nothing,” but not wanting to actually do anything. PGP.

I give zero fucks about your school supply shopping trip. PGP.

Since becoming a dad, I’ve become so out of touch with fashion I don’t think Johnny D’s clothes look that bad. PGP.

Negotiated a starting salary of 53k just to say I make over $1000/week. PGP.

Setting your alarm at the bar. PGP.

Too broke to change my Brita filter so I guess I’ll just keep drinking Miller Lite. PGP.