From power gut to clinically obese in three months flat. PGP.

We hired a hot girl. Oh god, we hired a hot girl. PGP.

The only handicapped person in our office complex and I have the same poop schedule. PGP.

Everyone in my company uses stand up desks. PGP.

I don’t even know what my New Year’s resolution was for 2014. I do know that I didn’t keep it. PGP.