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Member Since 02/13/2014

I have more leftover booze than I have leftover food. So, this is how I die. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

WHY AM I STILL HERE? PGP.

Post Grad Problems

I’m not one to complain about free catered lunches, but enough with the Subway party trays. PGP.

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Having a Buzz Lightyear Mrs. Nesbitt-type meltdown during happy hour. PGP.

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I don’t feel happy anymore when I get paid. Just guilt. PGP.

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Button just popped off my pants. I’m giving a presentation in 20 minutes. My belt hides it, but I don’t know what will hide my shame. PGP.

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We hired two “quality control officers” to monitor office productivity. My office literally just brought in “The Bobs.” PGP.

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Immediately making lunch plans via Gchat upon sitting at your desk on Monday. PGP.

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I’ve been showing up early for work for two months because I was in line for a promotion. Company outsourced the hire. I now have three conference calls a week with someone named Samar. PGP.

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My boss said “We’re done beating around the bush” today and instead of laughing, I just thought about how little sex I’m having. PGP.

Post Grad Problems