While none of this makes any sense whatsoever, I just want to personally thank each and every one of the writers for helping me get through my days in the cube. Whether it be the weekend stories, Dill with the mailbag, or getting back in the game (my personal favorite), all of it made my work day so much more enjoyable. So again, thank you all for what you did and I can’t wait to see what you all do from here.
Stopped reading after you started complimenting Collinsworth on his announcing abilities. He’s terrible, biased, and also bragged about high school girls being his “sweet spot” for dating when he was playing for the Bengals.
I don’t know what’s worse about that 5th story. The fact they felt it was necessary to list off every single drink they had that night or that they think fire and ice is a delicious shot.
Going to keep it low key tonight and keep season 2 of Shamless rolling. Supposed to be in the 80’s tomorrow in STL so looks like my roommate and I will be going jeepin’ around the city followed by playing the rest of the day/night by ear.
Anybody else read the title, see it was written by BM, and immediately wonder how many times he’s had girls unmatch him because he sent that shirtless mirror selfie from awhile back?
Bachelor party at Lake of the Ozarks. Got in late last night and golfed this morning. The rest of the itinerary is bar hopping tonight and tomorrow all day along with strippers coming to the air bnb tonight. It’s gonna get weird.
Taking it easy tonight due to some back issues (I’m only 25 so that’s awesome). Saturday I’ll be hanging out at a buddy’s pool followed by a bumble date that night that I’m hoping goes well. Have a great weekend everyone!
I’ll agree with you about the politeness point, but everything else you’re listing is just because you live in Chicago. The city itself is cool but the majority of people are trash, downvote me all you want.
Heading down to the Ozarks for a guy’s weekend of golf and excessive drinking. Monday is going to be hell with how busy it will be but that’s a problem for future me.
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While none of this makes any sense whatsoever, I just want to personally thank each and every one of the writers for helping me get through my days in the cube. Whether it be the weekend stories, Dill with the mailbag, or getting back in the game (my personal favorite), all of it made my work day so much more enjoyable. So again, thank you all for what you did and I can’t wait to see what you all do from here.
Stopped reading after you started complimenting Collinsworth on his announcing abilities. He’s terrible, biased, and also bragged about high school girls being his “sweet spot” for dating when he was playing for the Bengals.
This series is literally the only thing I am going to open this app for from here on out. Fuck you Madison.
I don’t know what’s worse about that 5th story. The fact they felt it was necessary to list off every single drink they had that night or that they think fire and ice is a delicious shot.
You’re doing way too much here.
That Puddle of Mudd line was one of the funniest lines I’ve read on this site and I have no idea why.
Going to keep it low key tonight and keep season 2 of Shamless rolling. Supposed to be in the 80’s tomorrow in STL so looks like my roommate and I will be going jeepin’ around the city followed by playing the rest of the day/night by ear.
Couldn’t disagree more, John, awful take*
Anybody else read the title, see it was written by BM, and immediately wonder how many times he’s had girls unmatch him because he sent that shirtless mirror selfie from awhile back?
I didn’t put in the order, I’m just along for the ride.
Bachelor party at Lake of the Ozarks. Got in late last night and golfed this morning. The rest of the itinerary is bar hopping tonight and tomorrow all day along with strippers coming to the air bnb tonight. It’s gonna get weird.
Did anybody else read “it was a beautiful wedding, I love weddings” in the 5th story in Trump’s voice or is that just me?
Taking it easy tonight due to some back issues (I’m only 25 so that’s awesome). Saturday I’ll be hanging out at a buddy’s pool followed by a bumble date that night that I’m hoping goes well. Have a great weekend everyone!
Since when did R. Kelly start a fantasy football league?
How dare you confuse me for Lars.
Anybody else bother by how many times “my boy” was said in that last story?
I’ll agree with you about the politeness point, but everything else you’re listing is just because you live in Chicago. The city itself is cool but the majority of people are trash, downvote me all you want.
Reading that “manager at Enterprise” line really caused some PTSD for me.
Heading down to the Ozarks for a guy’s weekend of golf and excessive drinking. Monday is going to be hell with how busy it will be but that’s a problem for future me.
Matt Damon and his Stella Artois chalices would hate you