The worst is when you travel with someone who doesn’t travel a lot. Whole new worlds of pain watching your travel buddy re-lace their shoes after not going through Pre-Check (like some kind of animal) while you’re running late anyway because they checked a bag.
Totally. I always catch people looking at me and I’m like “Hey, taken!” and they’re like “You have queso in your beard” and I’m like SMOOTH RECOVERY, PREDATOR. It’s ridiculous.
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Sperry you’re the only good and pure thing about this all
WELL ARE YOU
It’s definitely the vaginator. Dude is pathetic
Got bored by the time I got to the third straight paragraph of political commentary
Just cementing what we already know: everyone who went to Yale sucks
The worst is when you travel with someone who doesn’t travel a lot. Whole new worlds of pain watching your travel buddy re-lace their shoes after not going through Pre-Check (like some kind of animal) while you’re running late anyway because they checked a bag.
Yeah she might be the only person to ever eat on-camera on this show. I assumed that was most of the joke but these people are insane so who knows
With the maintained eye contact and everything – just flawless
Totally. I always catch people looking at me and I’m like “Hey, taken!” and they’re like “You have queso in your beard” and I’m like SMOOTH RECOVERY, PREDATOR. It’s ridiculous.
Goon.
This is a legitimately good flash-in-the-pan business idea
It IS a good day
Aggressive. I like it.
Staying out when the wife goes home is the wrong move 100% of the time
Guessing it may have been homebrew
fock? fick? feck? help me out here
You have had a girlfriend for a full six months at this point
Maybe you should just start a blog or something instead of doing this
Eating at your desk 90% of the time PGP
“the police”