Counterargument that a small subset of the emojis are a good short hand to use with chicks you already know, e.g., “[beer emoji]?”, or “[tongue out emoji][fire emoji]” when you’re not sure how hard to react to a selfie
Why do Chicagoans insist on eating every food wrong and then telling the rest of the world that they’re the insane ones? I think the winters do something weird to the brain chemistry.
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I can’t advise against this strongly enough
“I’m living the dream!” = “I will try to convince you to buy CutCo knives from me”
namaste, buddy
Counterargument that a small subset of the emojis are a good short hand to use with chicks you already know, e.g., “[beer emoji]?”, or “[tongue out emoji][fire emoji]” when you’re not sure how hard to react to a selfie
It’s just efficient
YOU’RE TERRIBLE
Should have gone with “sup” IMO
Is your office mate a literal animal? He sounds exactly like my dog. Eats apples a little slower, maybe.
PGPM
Really living up to your name, boss. Respect.
I don’t have a choice, I’m a victim. The photos are cries for help
Remember when I stopped drinking
The best part of not drinking is telling everyone you’re not drinking, which is what I did when I stopped drinking (and get to do it again right now!)
RIP Horny Joe
High five for being dead inside
Bring on the Mehs, sensitive Chicagoans
Other helpful tips no one knows about: breathing air is necessary to live. Plants will do better with access to water and light. The earth is round.
Hope this helps
Why do Chicagoans insist on eating every food wrong and then telling the rest of the world that they’re the insane ones? I think the winters do something weird to the brain chemistry.
You’re doing something wrong here
To the psycho blocking traffic to deliver vermin in a storm:
You…you gotta stop that.
*dalussianaul