Expectation: I’m going to have so many airline miles I can fly and stay in Cabo for free!! Reality: You worked so damn hard earning the miles, you’re too petrified of losing them to spend a single one.
Same here. Most of them have names that end in “y” or “-ie”. If not found at the local Mexican joint, as stated above, they’ll usually be found trying to sell Mark Kay via their personal Facebook page. Many of them have husbands that idolize their High School coaches so much that they decided to join the coaching ranks as well…little league. The family usually spends its weekends in a mix of feigning happiness and passive aggressive “love”. Oh yeah, their wedding song was Shania Twain “From This Moment”, sung of course by her sister, Amberly.
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But still… what about the Nisha call?
In the first picture regarding science, the pine tree that’s behind him make it look like he has a mullet. Tricky, but when you see it…
We’ve all seen The Office.
Expectation: I’m going to have so many airline miles I can fly and stay in Cabo for free!! Reality: You worked so damn hard earning the miles, you’re too petrified of losing them to spend a single one.
Same here. Most of them have names that end in “y” or “-ie”. If not found at the local Mexican joint, as stated above, they’ll usually be found trying to sell Mark Kay via their personal Facebook page. Many of them have husbands that idolize their High School coaches so much that they decided to join the coaching ranks as well…little league. The family usually spends its weekends in a mix of feigning happiness and passive aggressive “love”. Oh yeah, their wedding song was Shania Twain “From This Moment”, sung of course by her sister, Amberly.
Texas Forever.
Some serious semantic satiation after reading the word vagina so many times.
I had a three way with the Stratton sisters.
I always skip Wednesdays.
Billy, if I threw up on this wall you wouldn’t even know, because this color is puke.
Texas Forever