Agree about going through a breeder for a hunting dog. Don’t feel like you have to send the dog off for expensive training. Do the basic obedience training yourself and read some books about training a duck dog. It’s not as hard as most people think and the main thing is spending time with the dog every day.
Dude with the threesome question…man that is a slippery slope. Seems like a trap. I’d let the Mrs call the shots on finding your third.
To the lady with close minded in-laws: they aren’t your in-laws yet. You already recognize that they are set in their ways and anyone who disagrees with them is wrong, so why waste your time?
Shades on inside on top of a mustache, plaid to floral to vintage/thrift shop apparel, edgy hairstyles held together by the tears of their enemies that dare offend them…That group photo is fully-loaded.
First guy. This is a no brainer, go for it. I think you know that and just wanted to brag about your hot intern though. Snorting xanax…not cool and nothing good can come from it. “It’s only 120 volts” guy I would definitely hang in the yard and drink beers with you. Only if I could call you docta watts tho. The shortest one is by far the scariest.
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One cannoli hope that bachelor pastry didn’t cost the squad too much dough.
Reheated Taco Bell is psychotic
Agree about going through a breeder for a hunting dog. Don’t feel like you have to send the dog off for expensive training. Do the basic obedience training yourself and read some books about training a duck dog. It’s not as hard as most people think and the main thing is spending time with the dog every day.
Katie from the top rope!!
^*After establishing the basics, let your wife call the shots
Dude with the threesome question…man that is a slippery slope. Seems like a trap. I’d let the Mrs call the shots on finding your third.
To the lady with close minded in-laws: they aren’t your in-laws yet. You already recognize that they are set in their ways and anyone who disagrees with them is wrong, so why waste your time?
Got a good laugh out of the kids’ names. A+
I respect your opinion, but I personally just don’t say the n-word.
You can order (and receive) any alcoholic beverage at a drive-thru window here.
That would require understanding “how to work the internets” and voting. Most people here are bad at both.
Ummm yes definitely. Even though I’ve “gotten the okay to say it”, I still never would.
I’m beginning to think you aren’t a science guy at all….
You are so wrong on some of these. It upsets me that I care. As usual I finished reading this with “Ugh. Dammit Will.”
Yet another reminder that people are creepy as hell.
Shades on inside on top of a mustache, plaid to floral to vintage/thrift shop apparel, edgy hairstyles held together by the tears of their enemies that dare offend them…That group photo is fully-loaded.
First guy. This is a no brainer, go for it. I think you know that and just wanted to brag about your hot intern though. Snorting xanax…not cool and nothing good can come from it. “It’s only 120 volts” guy I would definitely hang in the yard and drink beers with you. Only if I could call you docta watts tho. The shortest one is by far the scariest.
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“I wore my tight pants, ready for the dick measuring contest.”
Ice Cream > Gelato
While I like both, ice cream is an American staple while gelato is a hipster-euro-ice cream imposter with strange flavors.
Could not agree more, this is too real. Your knock means nothing when you are already in my office by the time I look up, Gary the Wanderer.