My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP

Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

Last night, I had a dream I bought a Maserati. The entire dream I worried about my credit, car payments, and repair costs. I woke up in a cold sweat. PGP.

My beer chugging skills now are solely used to chug meal replacement smoothies. PGP.

Going to the other Chipotle for fear of becoming a regular at the closer one. PGP.