Doing it for the 401K and Health Insurance

I’ve come to only like click pens #pgp

Everyone please stop endorsing me for “social media” on LinkedIn. PGP.

Won “employee of the year” yet my annual review states my performance “met expectations”. #pgp

Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.

Comparing credit scores at the bar. PGP

Having to fight the urge to click on someones LinkdIn profile because you know they’ll see it. PGP.

Co-worker with an office has been caught looking at porn three times; meanwhile, I can’t even install Spotify on my desktop. PGP

The cruel irony that the hottest person in the office is always in HR -PGP

Turning off your phone’s WiFi before opening a questionable website. PGP