I enjoy a good scotch or a beer by itself without getting drunk. Do I drink to get a buzz sometimes, sure, but 95% of the time I’m drinking to enjoy the taste.
You stole the “can’t even look at him without getting pregnant” from New Girl. I know the episode number that Jess says it in if you think I’m bullshitting. You, sir, are a fraud.
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I enjoy a good scotch or a beer by itself without getting drunk. Do I drink to get a buzz sometimes, sure, but 95% of the time I’m drinking to enjoy the taste.
Sounds like a personal problem
That’s why I like dating girls with a little more on them; they’re down to grind after a big meal and more cushion for the pushin.
Spieth’s total earnings being more than Mickleson’s surprises me but is a PGPM.
You stole the “can’t even look at him without getting pregnant” from New Girl. I know the episode number that Jess says it in if you think I’m bullshitting. You, sir, are a fraud.
Nothing wrong with Todd, he’s a great guy. His woman on the other hand is a psychopath.
Also completely explains what a marriage is actually like
“With or Without You” – U2; confusing lyrics but totally romantic
There’s a button for that
Dude, I am with you. Hopefully my mom chimes in, cuz she’s really good with this stuff.
Fuck you, Lucy! You’re ruining my street cred!
I call this “hilarious”
“Hemagotlayaadoffeveryrealjobsheeverhad”. Classic. PGP.
Mom, I said I’d only do that once. Jeez.
See you in October
Theo Epstein. Theo = God. Also, Arrieta was specially created by God. You’re welcome, Chicago.
Best winning percentage? And we can’t win anything?
Let’s go Cubbies!
Totramahuj, go to hell you demon!
I feel undermined