TheRealJesus 8 years ago on Wedding Karaoke (Or, 'Marryoke') Is The New Wedding Trend That Needs To Go Away Liberals…. 27 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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TheRealJesus 8 years ago on Writers' Roundtable: What's Your Go-To Hangover Cure? Pedialytes. Next question. 25 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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TheRealJesus 8 years ago on Amateur Pool DJs Are Harshing Everyone's Mellow John boy, your negative articles are harshing my vibe. 40 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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TheRealJesus 8 years ago on Turn The TV Off And Open Up A Book My apologies, I don’t use either of those words often. Regardless, Mel is an asshole. That one I use more often and can spell correctly. 1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
TheRealJesus 8 years ago on Turn The TV Off And Open Up A Book Are you talking about “The Passion of the Christ” by Mel Gibson? He has no right to direct a movie based on my life. He’s nuts and is an anti-semitic. 6 Log in to reply or vote on comments
TheRealJesus 8 years ago on Turn The TV Off And Open Up A Book Y’all should open the good book! My biography is in there, from four different view points! 23 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Liberals….
#8: Judas…. That son of a bitch
Lorde taking an uber like a common plebe even though she’s won a Grammy is a TLM (Total Lorde Move).
I still think the answer is to stop being a pansy, but no one listens to me any more.
Dads more of the Gatsby type: lays low at the big party that He is hosting, but when you do find Him, you know what’s up.
1. Article sucked 2. Don’t care
The dad knowing exactly what was happening and immediately getting the other men out of there is a bold and stellar move. Props.
Yea, I’m not even offended by this and working at a donut place is my dream job.
Tommy Lee Jones is a timeless individual
St. Vincent is a definite must see feel good film despite having Melissa McCarthy who I feel is sub par comedy. Plus, Bill Murray still in his prime.
Mom… How do you know this? Is this what you and dad were doing when you left me behind for three days and you said you “Lost me”?
Pedialytes. Next question.
Exactly, but it’s not “Post Grad PERSONAL Problems.”
John boy, your negative articles are harshing my vibe.
I love you, too, Delph! I hope you enjoy all of my sweet grace!
I’m the only American God
Hippie republican.
My apologies, I don’t use either of those words often. Regardless, Mel is an asshole. That one I use more often and can spell correctly.
Are you talking about “The Passion of the Christ” by Mel Gibson? He has no right to direct a movie based on my life. He’s nuts and is an anti-semitic.
Y’all should open the good book! My biography is in there, from four different view points!