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TheRealJesus 8 years ago on How Modern Dating Apps Have Completely Ruined The 'Meet Cute' Okay, girls want the “meet cute” thing, yet every time I try to talk to a girl at a coffee shop or at the bar, they get creeped out. Double. Standard. 84 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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Feel* we need a goddamn edit button
How do you tell about “I make some bangin’ pancakes.”
Low hanging fruit. I seize my opportunities.
I’m all knowing, I know what I’m doing.
It’s not you. “Bad take guy” isn’t beta.
Mike needs to submit his application to be an Apostle and get in my fire group chat. Unless you can provide it, then you might have just gotten a fast ticket to the Apostolic group chat.
And where is Claire involved in all of this?
Harsh
The problem of micro-managing anything
Yo Nick, I’ve got a date tonight and I haven’t gone on a date in about 5 months. Help a brother out.
That’s not what your mom said. AAAAYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Damn, Madoff’s grandma runs shit.
I would have thought she already did
Yea, I’m ugly AF, so that doesn’t help.
Okay, girls want the “meet cute” thing, yet every time I try to talk to a girl at a coffee shop or at the bar, they get creeped out. Double. Standard.
I hope you have a horrible time on the toilet later
Demon souls. Eating those who oppose me! That’s how I light my fire!
I am that old man.
Yes?
We are all Todd.