ALSO, I CANT TECHNICALLY BE MAD BECAUSE HER SISTERS NEWBORN IS IN THE HOSPITAL!!!! SO PRAYERS FOR HER AND HER FAAAAAMMMMMMIIIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
THE SPEAKER WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO COME TO MY CLASSES TODAY CANCELLED AT ABOUT 6:56 THIS MORNING, SO YOUR BOI JEZUS IS PHONING IT IN TODAY BECAUSE ITS A HALF DAY AND ALL THE CLASSES ARE 30 MINUTES LONG!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THIS STARBUCKS BARISTA IS LATE MAKING MY BREAKFAST SANDWHICH AND NOW IM GONNA BE HELLA LATE!!!! BUT TODAY IS HUMP DAY AND IM GONNA FUCK TODAY SO HARD THAT ITS NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO MOVE TOMORROW!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
IM EATING THIS BANANA THEN IM GONNA DRIVE MY ASS TO SCHOOL AND SET THAT KEURIG ON LONG AND STRONG MODE!!!!!! THEN, IM GONNA TEACH THIS KIDS A LESSON IN HUMILITY CUZ THESE LITTLE FUCKERS OF THE NEXT GENERATION ARE A BUNCH OF WHINY LITTLE SELF-CENTERED BASTARDS WHO HONESTLY JUST NEED AN ASS WOOPIN!!!!!!! GET AT IT TODAY BOYZ AND GIRLZ!!!!!!!!!
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NO BREAKFAST FOR ME THIS MORNING, COFFEE IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL SATIATE ME!!!!!!
Sorry, I don’t waste beer like a heathen
YOUR SINS ARE FORGIVEN!!!!! GO IN PEACE AND KICK ASS TODAY!!!!!!!!!
THE FATHER AND I ARE ONE!!!! HOLY TRINITY, BIOTCH!!!!!!!!
That gif is just a waste of perfectly good beer
ALSO, I CANT TECHNICALLY BE MAD BECAUSE HER SISTERS NEWBORN IS IN THE HOSPITAL!!!! SO PRAYERS FOR HER AND HER FAAAAAMMMMMMIIIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
THE SPEAKER WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO COME TO MY CLASSES TODAY CANCELLED AT ABOUT 6:56 THIS MORNING, SO YOUR BOI JEZUS IS PHONING IT IN TODAY BECAUSE ITS A HALF DAY AND ALL THE CLASSES ARE 30 MINUTES LONG!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I AINT PAYING YOU FOR SHIT, BOY!
Publix fried chicken and Publix sweet tea because I’m from Florida
I didn’t get approval on this!
THIS STARBUCKS BARISTA IS LATE MAKING MY BREAKFAST SANDWHICH AND NOW IM GONNA BE HELLA LATE!!!! BUT TODAY IS HUMP DAY AND IM GONNA FUCK TODAY SO HARD THAT ITS NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO MOVE TOMORROW!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Or Hannibal Lecter
Five Guys burger with a Mr. Pibb. Then a stogie and a beer to meditate and ponder.
I will hire you, my child, since you asked so kindly.
Fuck that. Exes for a reason. Bitches don’t change.
CONGRATS ON THE SEX!
IM EATING THIS BANANA THEN IM GONNA DRIVE MY ASS TO SCHOOL AND SET THAT KEURIG ON LONG AND STRONG MODE!!!!!! THEN, IM GONNA TEACH THIS KIDS A LESSON IN HUMILITY CUZ THESE LITTLE FUCKERS OF THE NEXT GENERATION ARE A BUNCH OF WHINY LITTLE SELF-CENTERED BASTARDS WHO HONESTLY JUST NEED AN ASS WOOPIN!!!!!!! GET AT IT TODAY BOYZ AND GIRLZ!!!!!!!!!
I never fuck up, ye of little faith
Five Guys is the best chain burger ever. Their philosophy is incredible
Publix fried chicken over lettuce with Caesar dressing and a Blue Point Toasted Lager