I signed a job offer for a great new position and put in my two weeks notice at my shit job Friday, did nothing more than casually drink this weekend, and I STILL have the Scaries.
Something tells me I’m going to get fired tomorrow, my new offer is going to get pulled, and I’m going to be unemployed and living under a bridge by Halloween. Happy Sunday!
Truer words have never been spoken – my employer offered to match, but I said no thanks – and was promptly shown the door. Two weeks of free paid vacation, here I come.
Great advice, and also loved the “cockmeat sandwich” analogy – I don’t 100% hate-hate my job, and I actually made a list of demands that if they were met, I’d probably stay. The list is only semi-outrageous, and includes working remotely up to 3 days a week, taking time off from work to do grad school homework at my discretion, and beating the offer I’m ready to accept. The list is somewhat of a joke though, as my boss made her stance on “negotiating with terrorists” perfectly clear the last time someone left for greener pastures – good riddance, and don’t let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out.
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I could live another 80 years and at the ripe age of 106, it would still be too soon for me to talk about what happened to Michigan on Saturday.
At least he didn’t miss the Michigan game…
Coming Soon: Kendra’s list about the 24 reasons girls age 24 should buy a cat
Get this guy outta here for all our sakes, Will!
I signed a job offer for a great new position and put in my two weeks notice at my shit job Friday, did nothing more than casually drink this weekend, and I STILL have the Scaries.
Something tells me I’m going to get fired tomorrow, my new offer is going to get pulled, and I’m going to be unemployed and living under a bridge by Halloween. Happy Sunday!
Dorn comes to PGP and finally has his dream come true of writing about little boys’ dicks.
premed_donna…I see what you did there
I like you, Lindsay Chatham.
“Not trying to get any honey on my stinger.” Where do you find this liquid gold, deFries?!
…what?
Truer words have never been spoken – my employer offered to match, but I said no thanks – and was promptly shown the door. Two weeks of free paid vacation, here I come.
Great advice, and also loved the “cockmeat sandwich” analogy – I don’t 100% hate-hate my job, and I actually made a list of demands that if they were met, I’d probably stay. The list is only semi-outrageous, and includes working remotely up to 3 days a week, taking time off from work to do grad school homework at my discretion, and beating the offer I’m ready to accept. The list is somewhat of a joke though, as my boss made her stance on “negotiating with terrorists” perfectly clear the last time someone left for greener pastures – good riddance, and don’t let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out.
If that’s your girlfriend, please just send her over to my place.
planned on putting in my notice tomorrow, great timing and great article!
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all girls worship Satan….right?
#fitfam
Not meeting deadlines. PGP
Had to pick between going to bed at a decent time last night or watching the Season 5 finale of Parks and Rec…guess who’s tired today.
Fuck