Perfecting your fake laugh. PGP

I got a deluxe office chair because I said I was in a car accident. I’ve never been in a car accident.

Woodford Reserve taste. Evan Williams budget. PGP

We’re almost half way through the second quarter already

Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

One of our suppliers gave me Lakers tickets. I sold them for cash. PGP.

There is a puddle of piss that accumulates under both urinals everyday by noon

I put receiving cock instead of receiving dock in the instruction part of a purchase order

My new drug dealer is my doctor. PGP.