TheGoldenOne

It took me a long time to realize that there is more to life than tacos and beer, but there is nothing better in life than tacos and beer.

Member Since 09/06/2014

Perfecting your fake laugh. PGP

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I got a deluxe office chair because I said I was in a car accident. I’ve never been in a car accident.

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Woodford Reserve taste. Evan Williams budget. PGP

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We’re almost half way through the second quarter already

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Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP

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I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

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One of our suppliers gave me Lakers tickets. I sold them for cash. PGP.

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There is a puddle of piss that accumulates under both urinals everyday by noon

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I put receiving cock instead of receiving dock in the instruction part of a purchase order

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My new drug dealer is my doctor. PGP.

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