My favorite holiday tradition is all of us being half in the bag by 10am on mimosas. There’s no starting slow in this household because momma didn’t raise no bitch
I’ll get heat for this but my friends are all about crashing at each others’ places when we’re back together. Nothing like using the money you saved to do a nice dinner and buy drinks for them all weekend as a courtesy plus I wouldn’t trade the post-bar drunk shitty Netflix watching and the hungover morning coffees on the balcony with my best friends just like we did in undergrad for anything
That’s not entirely accurate… HSV-2 can be spread while asymptomatic due to viral shedding and, actually, it’s fairly common for those with asymptomatic hsv-2 to transmit the virus to an uninfected partner. Subclinical viral shedding is present in 1-10% of asymptomatic days in persons who have recurrent herpes due to HSV-2. But yeah, viral titers are way higher in those with lesions, so you’re more likely to catch herpes from an infected partner with physical symptoms of infection, but you’re not in the clear just because they’re not showing signs.
I’m an infectious disease epidemiology grad student. Just took a final on this today
The only sex move I’ll be doing this thanksgiving is the “go out wednesday night, strike out with all the same girls you struck out with in high school, and then go back to the parents’ house and sleep in the same shitty twin sized bed all alone as you did at 16” move. Good times, good times
You never forget your karaoke nirvana. My 340lb friend and I got a standing O for our breathtaking rendition of pocket full of sunshine which parlayed into me going home with a solid 6. Unfortunately for her, that was the only standing O given that evening
I’ll never forget the weekly near death experiences of weaving in and out of traffic on my cherry red 49cc stallion trying to make it to the liquor store on campus before they stopped selling booze at 9. Now she just sits in the shed just begging for a ride
GLAD YOU ASKED, MR BOLEN! IT’S 40 DEGREES AND RAINY AF BUT I REFUSE TO LET THE WEATHER KEEP MY VIBES DOWN. TODAY IS MY LAST DAY AT MY STUPID JOB BEFORE MOVING HOME FOR A MONTH AND STARTING GRAD SCHOOL IN JUNE!! GOT A LITTLE CLUMSY LAST NIGHT DURING MY SENDOFF CELEBRATION AND WOUND UP IN THE ER BUT THAT JUST MEANS I’M RIDING THE WAVE THAT IS VICODIN ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE DAY
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You forgot the best part… having sex wherever you damn well please. Not that I am doing that, but theoretically I feel like it’s a possibility
My favorite holiday tradition is all of us being half in the bag by 10am on mimosas. There’s no starting slow in this household because momma didn’t raise no bitch
Not having enough recent data points to come to any real conclusion. PGP
Thought the story was going somewhere else when their hands met and Duda was going to pull the ol’ switcheroo from Megan to the new love connection.
I like the story better how it actually played out
Next week’s article of going to be Getting Back in the Game: Patient Zero
Killer tofuuuuuuuuu
I’ll get heat for this but my friends are all about crashing at each others’ places when we’re back together. Nothing like using the money you saved to do a nice dinner and buy drinks for them all weekend as a courtesy plus I wouldn’t trade the post-bar drunk shitty Netflix watching and the hungover morning coffees on the balcony with my best friends just like we did in undergrad for anything
I can’t be the only one thinking that I need to see a picture of Claire before making my mind up on what I think Todd should do…
The half your age plus seven rule telling you last year was your final year of eligibility to hit on freshmen. PGP
That’s not entirely accurate… HSV-2 can be spread while asymptomatic due to viral shedding and, actually, it’s fairly common for those with asymptomatic hsv-2 to transmit the virus to an uninfected partner. Subclinical viral shedding is present in 1-10% of asymptomatic days in persons who have recurrent herpes due to HSV-2. But yeah, viral titers are way higher in those with lesions, so you’re more likely to catch herpes from an infected partner with physical symptoms of infection, but you’re not in the clear just because they’re not showing signs.
I’m an infectious disease epidemiology grad student. Just took a final on this today
If things don’t work out with Arie and then Max, I’d also love to toss my hat in the ring as a potential suitor and clean up hitter
The only sex move I’ll be doing this thanksgiving is the “go out wednesday night, strike out with all the same girls you struck out with in high school, and then go back to the parents’ house and sleep in the same shitty twin sized bed all alone as you did at 16” move. Good times, good times
I’ll pay my own rent and phone bill and everything else, but you’ll have to pry my parents’ Netflix account out of my cold dead hands
No.
Are internet “sups?” still cool with you, though? Asking for myself
You never forget your karaoke nirvana. My 340lb friend and I got a standing O for our breathtaking rendition of pocket full of sunshine which parlayed into me going home with a solid 6. Unfortunately for her, that was the only standing O given that evening
I’ll never forget the weekly near death experiences of weaving in and out of traffic on my cherry red 49cc stallion trying to make it to the liquor store on campus before they stopped selling booze at 9. Now she just sits in the shed just begging for a ride
GLAD YOU ASKED, MR BOLEN! IT’S 40 DEGREES AND RAINY AF BUT I REFUSE TO LET THE WEATHER KEEP MY VIBES DOWN. TODAY IS MY LAST DAY AT MY STUPID JOB BEFORE MOVING HOME FOR A MONTH AND STARTING GRAD SCHOOL IN JUNE!! GOT A LITTLE CLUMSY LAST NIGHT DURING MY SENDOFF CELEBRATION AND WOUND UP IN THE ER BUT THAT JUST MEANS I’M RIDING THE WAVE THAT IS VICODIN ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE DAY
I’d have to sell a lot of lululemon to afford that point house
This series is hitting a little too close to home after the ex’s trip to Coachella last year