The never ending guessing game about how much you think upper management makes. PGP.

I was so excited about getting this job. Now I’m only excited for lunch. PGP.

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.

Slowly deleting your social media accounts due to their triviality. PGP.

Awkwardly waiting in line at the water cooler as the office fitness freak fills up her 30 gallon water bottle. PGP.