TheBillDozer

Used to cut through defensive lines. Now, I just cut hair.

Member Since 12/16/2016

Six Incidents Where My Terrible Advice Should’ve Ruined Someone’s Life

I’m A Bad Influence On Older People

No, I am not attending your dress-up themed party this weekend. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Did I Just Trick Town & Country Into Thinking I’m One Of Their Top 50 Bachelors Of 2017?

An Honest Timeline Of My First Day Back From Vacation

Dangerous Animal Of The Week: Cape Buffalo

Young Married Couple With No Kids Desperately Seeks Friends In The Same Boat

The 2017 Lacrosse All-Name Team Has Been Announced And It’s Dripping With Success

Recognizing people across multiple online dating sites. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

How To Hit On A Girl At The Gym Without Embarrassing Yourself