Got my first raise last week. Found out today it was just enough to put me in the next tax bracket and now I’m effectively making less money. PGP.

“How about that fight?” PGP.

Office was broken into over the weekend. They raided the fridge and stabbed the Coke machine with a butcher knife. PGP.

My girlfriend is taking fifth year. I’m not. PGP.

“We’ve reviewed your application and…” No, you haven’t. PGP.

Putting in your two weeks notice and loving every second of it. PGP.

Being ghosted by multiple companies that you interviewed with. PGP.

I fucking love going to Lowe’s. PGP.

Rethinking my life after seeing my uber rating fall from 4.9 to 4.81 in a span of 3 weeks. PGP.

The supply room was restocked with my favorite pens and I’m pretty jazzed about it. PGP.