Ducking plans for this weekend because you’re still hungover from last weekend. PGP.

Holding in jokes that would probably get you fired. PGP.

Spent Saturday night eating sushi alone on the couch. My friends got engaged. PGP.

Holding your morning dump until you get to the office as a form of procrastination. PGP.

Left my number on a receipt for the waitress at Applebee’s. Biggest rush I’ve gotten all month. PGP.

Eating yogurt at your desk for breakfast. PGP.

“Morning” ……… “See you tomorrow” PGP.

Taking a break from looking at memes at your desk to look at memes in the bathroom. PGP.