I am having a DJ that costs $400. As long as he has an ipod plug and speakers that play the essentials that’s fine with me. Also an open bar. You’re all invited.
I sit down to pee in the morning because in the words of deFries’ notorious post-grad girl I “can’t even,” but every other time I’m usually a normal male and stand up.
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That’s what I’m hoping for
I am having a DJ that costs $400. As long as he has an ipod plug and speakers that play the essentials that’s fine with me. Also an open bar. You’re all invited.
Just update LinkedIn with some bullshit note or skill. Recruiters key into that and you will have at least three call you. The rest is up to you.
Frustrated when you don’t? Frankly, Scarlett I don’t give a damn.
Alan quit his job without Amy’s input. Amy then bought the store without Alan’s.
Then realizing you spent more on the costume than you actually saved.
D-man you may not do the column anymore but my T has been boosted.
Thanks. I think we can all agree Rashida Jones is a major pool honey.
It’s a weird concept, but I think P&R has the better cast of characters but somehow The Office was the better complete show.
Todd’s fucked. But not literally.
If she’s that down on a first date I bet she would be ok with a ten minute break for you to go to CVS. Just bring back some wine too.
I love white pants, but I’m a huge fan of hoodie season as well. I don’t know what it is, but tight jeans and a loose hoodie is a great combination.
Hell I’ll take it. Thanks.
26th. Saturday. The calendar is in my favor this year.
Fuck these kids, my office allowed tshirts to be worn today and an early departure of 3:00. They don’t know that thrill.
But actually I’d probably trade my monthly paycheck to hit up that party.
I share a birthday month with Kendra. PGP.
I don’t think they said that
If you do drugs with your 70-year-old boss, you might be talking about what goes “up” rather than down if you catch my drift.
God bless open bars
I sit down to pee in the morning because in the words of deFries’ notorious post-grad girl I “can’t even,” but every other time I’m usually a normal male and stand up.