It’s always good to have a few clutch VIP passes if you can, also known as girls with short skirts. But seeing as those were few and far between I would have had to go to the bar down the street.
Dixie is in the name, so pride plays a part in drinking from Dixie cups. Field parties always brought randos for me (as did any other party, really), cause no one truly owned the field we went to so you couldn’t be “invited”, word just spread, and in more rural areas of the South, there is usually just one HS (and legitimate town) in each county and that brought pretty big rivalries. At least that was the case for me.
Considering my last birthday consisted of me expelling my dinner four times, and my fiance stopping the uber on the way home on the side of I-45 in Houston to do the same, I’m hoping the consensus is that it’s never too late.
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Also may or may not have a gay cousin.
Maybe I’ll translate this to the office and start letting people know how I really feel. Hello, promotion!
I probably would have responded to all ten.
My dad responds to a wall post by copying the message and emailing me back his response.
Being sure you don’t. PGP.
I was great on paper, but probably a disappointment in the field. Oh well, I’m retired anyway.
It’s always good to have a few clutch VIP passes if you can, also known as girls with short skirts. But seeing as those were few and far between I would have had to go to the bar down the street.
Comfortable, but I usually paid for everything cause I’m a sucker. Plus she dumped me, go figure.
My college girlfriend asked me how to open up a checking account three days before graduation.
Netflix and kill?
Just sitting here drinking my Dunkin and counting my money.
Got in trouble with the fiance for making one too many comments about that red dress.
He needs to read a practical guide to decent haircuts.
Never became a NASCAR fan, one main reason is that I don’t have a tie to a driver like I do a college team or a hometown team.
Dixie is in the name, so pride plays a part in drinking from Dixie cups. Field parties always brought randos for me (as did any other party, really), cause no one truly owned the field we went to so you couldn’t be “invited”, word just spread, and in more rural areas of the South, there is usually just one HS (and legitimate town) in each county and that brought pretty big rivalries. At least that was the case for me.
Those were the days.
I think the Cubs have sucked at baseball for 108 years.
Considering my last birthday consisted of me expelling my dinner four times, and my fiance stopping the uber on the way home on the side of I-45 in Houston to do the same, I’m hoping the consensus is that it’s never too late.
What about the night your college girlfriend said “I’m late”
and a College dropout