Don’t need coffee today I’m jacked up for Half-day Friday’s, a three day weekend, and seeing my 32-week-old son on an ultrasound today. Eh, who am I kidding I made a stop at Dunkin anyway.
“Brian, how do you make a word a plural?” Um… You put a ‘S’ at the end of it.
Brian, no, let me show you.”
So, she asks this kid, who knew everything, Irwin.
“Irwin, what is the plural for ox?”
‘Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.’
“Brian, what’s the plural for box?”
Boxen. I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts.
“No, Brian, no… Let’s try another one. Irwin, what’s the plural for goose?”
‘Geese. I saw a flock… of geese.’
“Brian, what’s the plural for MOOSE?”
MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen!
I have Sunday ticket and have debated MLBtv for a season or two. It’s easy to watch a game every Sunday but not sure how many games a week I could watch for baseball.
Mine has already passed. PGP. Didn’t feel like traveling but it was also annoying listening to the complaints in the FB group about allowing kids/no kids, venue, date, time etc. I just said nope.
Met with a recruiter Friday and she had no idea what my title meant. It’s very common. I immediately zoned out of whatever she said after that. I’m not expecting anything to come from that connection.
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Don’t need coffee today I’m jacked up for Half-day Friday’s, a three day weekend, and seeing my 32-week-old son on an ultrasound today. Eh, who am I kidding I made a stop at Dunkin anyway.
At this point, I’d almost prefer ATLguy back.
This account is a yuge disappointment.
This reminds me of Brian Regan’s standup:
“Brian, how do you make a word a plural?” Um… You put a ‘S’ at the end of it.
Brian, no, let me show you.”
So, she asks this kid, who knew everything, Irwin.
“Irwin, what is the plural for ox?”
‘Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.’
“Brian, what’s the plural for box?”
Boxen. I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts.
“No, Brian, no… Let’s try another one. Irwin, what’s the plural for goose?”
‘Geese. I saw a flock… of geese.’
“Brian, what’s the plural for MOOSE?”
MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen!
Good thing those Cold Brew IPA’s don’t have any calories.
I have Sunday ticket and have debated MLBtv for a season or two. It’s easy to watch a game every Sunday but not sure how many games a week I could watch for baseball.
I have no idea
#15 still going strong!
Time to tell her you’re dropping her for Claire
Or take $300 out of her account.
I always try to befriend the Uncle of the Bride or Groom. In my experiences they are by far the most fun to be around.
Mine has already passed. PGP. Didn’t feel like traveling but it was also annoying listening to the complaints in the FB group about allowing kids/no kids, venue, date, time etc. I just said nope.
He prefers the soothing sounds of the Chainsaw
YIKES! NOT INTO THAT BUT IT WOULD CERTAINLY WAKE ME UP.
ONLY A HALF DAY TODAY BUT CHUGGING COFFEE TO GO HOME AND BUILD A CRIB
My company has been in Chapter 11 for a year now and every Corporate Communications email gives me a minor heart attack.
JUST SMOKE THE COMPETITION INSTEAD
SET MY ALARM 30 MINUTES EARLY TO ALLOW FOR MORE DEALS TO BE MADE
Met with a recruiter Friday and she had no idea what my title meant. It’s very common. I immediately zoned out of whatever she said after that. I’m not expecting anything to come from that connection.