Yeah… Basically one of the office personnel was looking for a band-aid, and I told her that we have a first aid kit out by the shop floor and she can get one there. Apparently the person who had my job before me use to keep some first aid supplies for the office, but I don’t, and change is hard for some people.
My wife and I moved in together before getting married, but it was after I knew I would propose. I would never move in with a girlfriend if I wasn’t sure of it.
My wife and I go to Epcot’s food and wine festival every other year. She worked the College Program at Epcot, and is still friends with a bunch of people that work there so we get fastpasses through them for rides.
In college one year I went as Pinterest: I hung a corkboard around my neck and tacked some categories like favorite drink, telephone numbers, and best sex position. It was a wild success.
This is true. The phrase “going postal” became popular because the working conditions in post offices and mail sorting facilities were so bad, it literally drove people insane.
I was never “in” on cold brew. My crack is a hot pot of Dunkin’ original blend, drank black. I will have an espresso after dinner if it’s fancy and offered, though.
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I don’t hate picky eaters, but I’m not going to cook you something special or pay for your kids meal.
Pro tip on asparagus: Bend the stalks in half from the ends, and wherever it breaks is where you would have needed to cut the tough ends off.
2 or more carat rings don’t even look real. I have a hard time believing you when the stones are that big.
Yeah… Basically one of the office personnel was looking for a band-aid, and I told her that we have a first aid kit out by the shop floor and she can get one there. Apparently the person who had my job before me use to keep some first aid supplies for the office, but I don’t, and change is hard for some people.
What a chotch.
My wife and I moved in together before getting married, but it was after I knew I would propose. I would never move in with a girlfriend if I wasn’t sure of it.
My wife and I go to Epcot’s food and wine festival every other year. She worked the College Program at Epcot, and is still friends with a bunch of people that work there so we get fastpasses through them for rides.
Jesus, do you work in a fucking prison?
In college one year I went as Pinterest: I hung a corkboard around my neck and tacked some categories like favorite drink, telephone numbers, and best sex position. It was a wild success.
In Wisconsin, its pronounced “tooh or tree”.
It gets worse.
Anywhere north of highway 29 in Wisconsin.
If you Ctrl + C when you’re supposed to Ctrl + V, you’re gonna have a bad time.
Milwaukee or Grand Rapids?
This is true. The phrase “going postal” became popular because the working conditions in post offices and mail sorting facilities were so bad, it literally drove people insane.
I had something very clever to say to you until I read your description of the Irish fan, and realized you described me in 20 years and now I’m sad.
I agree, although in reverse order.
I was never “in” on cold brew. My crack is a hot pot of Dunkin’ original blend, drank black. I will have an espresso after dinner if it’s fancy and offered, though.
Ugh I hate the word “bandwidth”. Fucking new-age business buzz word.
I cannot believe no one mentioned King’s Ransom…