Boss asked me if I was hungover today at work. Didn’t drink last night, however I’m not wearing makeup today. PGP.

I shit my pants at work today. PGP.

Over drafted my checking account at Arby’s. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

Went back to my college for a football game. Got asked if I was 35 at the tailgate… I’m 28. PGP.