Girl I didn’t know (friend of a friend of a friend) showed up at a pregame at my apartment recently and stole my 32 oz. Gatorade and 2 slices of my leftover pizza. What kind of monster does that?
When I was bartending after college, a bachelorette party came in with a 3 foot LOAF OF BREAD shaped like a penis. They are 100% the worst people to serve at a bar.
Actually, it wasn’t the glass eye that bothered me, it was when he said “oh thank god, I was kind of worried you were going to be a ‘secret fatty'”. Turns out he’s a bit judgey too.
Not too long ago found a cd I had made for my high school cheering squad’s annual car wash fundraiser. On it? “My Goodies”, “Baby One More Time”, “Milkshake” and “In Da Club”, among other classics. I am cringing with embarrassment at my 16 year old self.
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Many years ago (age 18) I got an ass tat, still don’t regret it. I say go for it, nobody will see it unless you want them to.
McFlurries are fire.
Throwing away an unopened pint of ice cream?!! Girl is truly a monster.
Question for the guys – do chokers make girls appear like they’re more dtf? Just curious.
Girl I didn’t know (friend of a friend of a friend) showed up at a pregame at my apartment recently and stole my 32 oz. Gatorade and 2 slices of my leftover pizza. What kind of monster does that?
This article filled me with uncontrollable rage.
BIC velocity bold – smoothest pen in the game.
The word “dinskis” *shudder*
Older brother loves his velour jumpsuits. User name checks out?
Yup.
Preach! Been living the double monitor life for a few months now. There truly is no going back.
When I was bartending after college, a bachelorette party came in with a 3 foot LOAF OF BREAD shaped like a penis. They are 100% the worst people to serve at a bar.
“Multi-level marketing” pshhh
Actually, it wasn’t the glass eye that bothered me, it was when he said “oh thank god, I was kind of worried you were going to be a ‘secret fatty'”. Turns out he’s a bit judgey too.
A few years back I went on a Tinder date with a guy who was wearing sunglasses in all of his photos…turns out it was because he had a glass eye.
Dan has a really punchable face.
Not too long ago found a cd I had made for my high school cheering squad’s annual car wash fundraiser. On it? “My Goodies”, “Baby One More Time”, “Milkshake” and “In Da Club”, among other classics. I am cringing with embarrassment at my 16 year old self.
Currently living in the most dangerous city in Maine, went to college in the most dangerous city in South Carolina. Fuck wit me.
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I fully intend on exposing my future children to “Steady Mobbin” when they’re old enough. Mom used to be cool, kids.