there is actually nothing scarier than running into a group of teenage girls while at the mall. are they looking at me? are they making fun of me? are they tweeting about me?
Last wedding I attended someone was walking around filming people telling their secrets to the camera. When the cameraman asked me to share, I promptly responded “I watch porn when I’m home alone”. Sorry, bride’s parents’.¯_(ツ)_/¯
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Definitely give him an ultimatum. Boyfriends LOVE ultimatums.
I fucking love Kid Rock. That is all.
Tagalongs FTW. Side note, I once ate 13 thin mints in a matter of 5 minutes which resulted in some serious heartburn. Never. Again.
Tagalongs FTW. Side note, I once ate 13 thin mints within 5 minutes which resulted in some serious heartburn. Never. Again.
there is actually nothing scarier than running into a group of teenage girls while at the mall. are they looking at me? are they making fun of me? are they tweeting about me?
Last wedding I attended someone was walking around filming people telling their secrets to the camera. When the cameraman asked me to share, I promptly responded “I watch porn when I’m home alone”. Sorry, bride’s parents’.¯_(ツ)_/¯
I hooked up with a neighbor and he full on ghosted. Relax dude, I wasn’t trying to be your girlfriend. Could have been a convenient FWB situation.