The awkward stare-down when walking down the hallway toward your boss. PGP.

Getting passive-aggressive comments about not contributing to the break room/party fund. PGP.

I’ve been actively picking my nose at my desk for twenty minutes. PGP.

An overweight coworker telling you that your lunch is unhealthy. PGP.

Repeatedly explaining basic Microsoft Office commands to older coworkers. PGP.

Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

Having to look the cleaning guy in the eye after exiting a stall. PGP.

Getting the high score on the blood pressure monitor at your local CVS. PGP.

She’s office hot. PGP.

My boss types with two fingers. PGP.