I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

Introvert in the office. Extrovert in literally every other aspect of my life. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.

Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.

My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP.

Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.

The countdown to happy hour started at the end of last night’s happy hour. PGP.

Getting a call for an interview, but having no clue what it’s for because you’ve applied to so many jobs. PGP.