Different shirt, same pants. PGP.

I can’t believe I was excited to start this job.

You either quit a hero, or work here long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Saw a waitress storm out and quit today…I haven’t been this inspired in a while

That guy who asked questions at the end of a lecture will evolve into the guy who causes your meetings to run late.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.