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Girls forget guys just wanna smash. But I’m sure your personality was great too.
If you can’t beat it, suck it.
Somewhere right now Will deFries just exclaimed “YAAASSSS!” After reading this.
Then you welcome them to the doghouse baby!
Ha!
You know he tipped $5 too.
Freeze wine cubes that you can put in your wine which won’t dilute your wine either. Wineception
Who’s moms is this?
I only see a red sock in this photo.
In hoc
Stay away from my wife.
Should have set the tone by bringing up sex earlier. What you did was basically like going to a restaurant an hour before they close, waiting at the front, and then 5 minutes before they close finally asked for a table.
Would not recommend to a friend.
I’ve been alternating all day and I firmly believe over the fence is the way to go.
He can’t ruin Christmas as much as the post grad problems rebranding already has.
Over the fence gives you a chance to rework your shirt tuck so you don’t look like a Neanderthal.
Good thing I have Spotify and can listen to the album anytime I want on my own.
You’re in the doghouse baby!
Thanks for reminding me of what I already kinda knew. Great start to the weekend.
I didn’t really care for the innuendo used in the title at all.