Had a dream this morning that I got up, showered, and went to work. PGP

Computer’s been updating since last night. Guess I’m not getting work done today. PGP

Everyday I live with regret for including my cell number in my email signature. PGP

The slog to 9:00AM waiting for all my favorite websites to update content. PGP

Almost sat on the toilet with the seat up this morning. PGP

Got stage fright at the urinal standing next to my boss. PGP

Putting way too much thought into categorizing your phone apps while on the toilet. PGP.

I could be on that super-drug from “Lucy” and still wouldn’t be able to get all this shit done. PGP.

Only thing worse than my golf swing is my entire body the next day. PGP.

Boss had me chauffeur him to a job site to avoid parking. Got an hour long nap out of the deal. PGP.