Anxiety before handing in my two week notice. PGP.

Spending too much time making a “creative” gif of yourself to add to the new employee intro email….Outlook doesn’t support gifs. PGP.

Living vicariously through people who put in their two weeks notice. PGP.

Deactivated my social media accounts to focus on work. PGP.

Everyone in the office wants the city we’re in to land the Amazon HQ. I just want to get a beer after work. PGP.

Left HR but I’m too invested in my profile to make a new one. PGP.

9am meeting the day after Labor Day. PGP

Hearing “Thunderstruck” at work and being reminded of day drinking in college. PGP.

Knowing a trained monkey could do your job, then realizing you are a trained monkey. PGP.

The office microwave just broke and I can’t afford to eat out. PGP