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For the same price you could probably buy a 1.5 pound lobster, go home, steam it, and enjoy it way more, though.
Made the same mistake last year, John. Blues On The Green is great in theory but a truly awful experience. Gotta go for the sunset Instagram and immediately leave after you get it.
Why?
I identify with everything you wrote here, but it did make me crave a cold brew.
I mean, I don’t “have” to do anything, but I get hella scruff after two or three days.
This column actually explains your theory at length.
Tweeted last night that I’ll get Sunday Scaries no matter what. I can drink all weekend or be sober all weekend, it all leads to Scaries.
Foosball just isn’t fun to me, Jenga is loud and not all that captivating. But I will say that a bar is only as good as its shuffleboard table.
You just have to wait for Wednesday when you finally feel normal again and text your buddy, “What’re we getting into this weekend?”
I can get onboard with this. Need less than 300 people in attendance.
*Unless it’s Kid Rock*
Working on it.
@ me next time
I order carafes, but pronounce it car-UH-fay because I’m a piece of shit.
Yes.
There’s more non-Bachelorette talk than there is actual Bachelorette talk, so just fast forward. Day one stuff.
Yes, that’s what life is all about.
Yeah, I’ll get those right over to you.
You didn’t read this.
That’s the best take yet.