$1.50 hot dog combo at Costco for lunch. PGP.

My mother in law beat me at golf. PGP.

I don’t know who Todd is and I’m too prideful to ask in the comment section at this point. PGP.

Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.

Just learned that my favorite brand of boxers is no longer being manufactured. PGP.

Only veteran in my department, only one in my department at work today. PGP.

Thinking about cupping just to get through my workday. PGP.