subparsalesman 9 years ago on Excited for summer. Because traffic will be lighter. PGP. Not sure where you live, Chicago traffic is way worse in the summer. 13 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on We Get It, You're In A Relationship My favorite is when she calls her boyfriend her “best friend” on Facebook. Then I see they broke up lol! 48 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Questions From The Chase: Rosters, Condoms, And Everything In Between Idk how people don’t wrap it up and just don’t care. That shit would terrify me. More power to you though. 17 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on I Didn't Fill Out A Bracket And I Feel Liberated You’re a negative Nancy. 34 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Guy Who Heckled Ian Poulter Got Canned After Poulter Alerted His Employer On Twitter Another reminder to never do dumb shit, ever. People won’t have a hard time finding you online and you will be fired. 24 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on I'm A 29-Year-Old Man Who Went On A College Spring Break EDM Cruise Lil Dicky looks sad that you guys made him make fun of his small penis, in the picture. 23 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on The Pros and Cons of Living With An Older Woman I’ve been living with an older woman for about a year now. Thanks for making my lunch today, Mom. 104 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Putting earphones in both ears hoping no one will talk to me today. PGP. About 20 minutes ago, I had my headphones in until my boss had me take them out, so he could tell me about the houses him and his fiancé looked at yesterday. FML. 23 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on This App Will Allow You To Split Restaurant Bills Based On Your Gender And Race After watching the video and reading the article, I still don’t know if this is supposed to be a joke or not. 31 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on UPDATE: All The Hair Is In From The Minnesota State Hockey Tournament, And It's Glorious Defries, why does it have PGP as the author of this on the TFM repost? Take credit for your solid work! -3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Is Oral The New Making Out? Can I take your roommate out to dinner sometime, please? 104 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Stop Trying So Hard, Sports Parents I’ll never forget getting bitched at constantly by parents when I was an umpire. I was 15 umping 12 year old rec leagues. Crazy sports parents are terrible people. 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Yahoo Sent An Absurd $16 Million Dollar Offer Letter To Hire A Former Amazon Exec I’d be pumped to get any signing bonus. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Counting down the days. PGP. Ultipro? Are we coworkers? 20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on The 12 Best Moments From MTV Spring Break: 1995-2000 At least the beaches allowed booze when we went. PCB 2013 & 2014. #NeverForget 49 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Got tagged in this on Facebook and I have no shame. Just sent you a Facebook friend request. Please accept. 109 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Gordon Bombay Was A Terrible Role Model RIP Hans. #NeverforgetHans 36 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on The President's Day Grammys Live Blog Say no to Top 40, my friends. -14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on These Statistics Confirm That Millennial Runners Are, In Fact, The Worst I still think cross-fit people are worse. 63 Log in to reply or vote on comments
subparsalesman 9 years ago on Hate On How I Dress But I'm Going To Keep Doing Me My two favorites happened within an hour at a bar a few years ago. “Are you Mitt Romney’s son?”. “Were you at a job interview before this?” 26 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Not sure where you live, Chicago traffic is way worse in the summer.
My favorite is when she calls her boyfriend her “best friend” on Facebook. Then I see they broke up lol!
Idk how people don’t wrap it up and just don’t care. That shit would terrify me. More power to you though.
You’re a negative Nancy.
Another reminder to never do dumb shit, ever. People won’t have a hard time finding you online and you will be fired.
Lil Dicky looks sad that you guys made him make fun of his small penis, in the picture.
I’ve been living with an older woman for about a year now. Thanks for making my lunch today, Mom.
About 20 minutes ago, I had my headphones in until my boss had me take them out, so he could tell me about the houses him and his fiancé looked at yesterday. FML.
After watching the video and reading the article, I still don’t know if this is supposed to be a joke or not.
Defries, why does it have PGP as the author of this on the TFM repost? Take credit for your solid work!
Can I take your roommate out to dinner sometime, please?
I’ll never forget getting bitched at constantly by parents when I was an umpire. I was 15 umping 12 year old rec leagues. Crazy sports parents are terrible people.
I’d be pumped to get any signing bonus.
Ultipro? Are we coworkers?
At least the beaches allowed booze when we went. PCB 2013 & 2014. #NeverForget
Just sent you a Facebook friend request. Please accept.
RIP Hans. #NeverforgetHans
Say no to Top 40, my friends.
I still think cross-fit people are worse.
My two favorites happened within an hour at a bar a few years ago. “Are you Mitt Romney’s son?”. “Were you at a job interview before this?”