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Chad’s top priority is the free food and booze. For that reason, I’m rooting for him.
I thought JoJo Fletcher was that one-hit wonder singer from the mid 2000’s, until like five minutes ago.
You guys should connect on Linkedin.
Why attacked? No one cared about the Blackhawks here until 2010.
It’s been so long since I’ve taken a girl to Bonerville, that I’m as close to a virgin as girl #2 could find. I volunteer as tribute.
Your co-worker sounds fun. What’s her link so I can donate?
This movie looks stupid.
Sounds like it wasn’t your first go around with Plan B.
The socks of currently wearing have Santa Claus holding a surfboard all over them. The dumber the socks, the better they are. Fight me, Defries.
Johnny telling the 1st girl that guy friend has wanted to bone her for years and the 2nd girl that she sucks. Laying down the law.
The best was listening to “Every Girl” by Young Money on repeat before I even lost my virginity.
I’m one of these people, shit.
Dear God, how do you drink until 6:30 am? You must use performance enhancing drugs.
I know, right? I wish I got to sleep in until 6:45.
Who posts more about their job on social media, nurses or teachers?
I thought most people don’t have instagram? I don’t have Twitter or Instagram, because I don’t do enough cool stuff to have one.
Never stop posting these.
Guy in the stock photo just wants some booty.
Join the club, sigh.
Holy fucking shit, “when you start becoming older than professional athletes” was my comment on Reddit. Small world. Stop creeping on me, Defries.