Yeah, my friends and I are idiots and I’ll suggest we go to whatever bar you work at, after one of them gets cut off at the first bar we go to tonight.
Yeah, I’m not always single because I put in zero effort to find a serious relationship and I’m a borderline alcoholic, it’s because I don’t make enough $!
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Dave?
That’s why I’m subpar salesman, not superb salesman.
Mine is to not speak to the uber driver unless spoken to first.
Plan B is Plan A.
Take it as a compliment that you aren’t boring.
Americans already do this. Every girl on my Facebook announces they’re marrying their “best friend” or “partner in crime”.
I want to be boys with him and Miles Teller’s character from “That Awkward Moment”, so bad.
I hope your girlfriend gets you one of these for Christmas, Defries.
Every time I’m at a bar in my suburban hometown, the bartender is someone I went to high school with, who peaked at 18.
I prefer the kindergarten pee. Where I pull my pants/underwear all the way down to the floor and hold my shirt up with two hands while I pee.
Good stuff, Nick. Keep it up.
7. Drink more than you normally do golfing.
Yeah, my friends and I are idiots and I’ll suggest we go to whatever bar you work at, after one of them gets cut off at the first bar we go to tonight.
You better have swiped right.
I think I hate my birthday, because I hate being the center of attention. Even though I know no one actually cares when it’s your birthday.
Yeah, I’m not always single because I put in zero effort to find a serious relationship and I’m a borderline alcoholic, it’s because I don’t make enough $!
It says the lady in Michael’s that she bitched at has gotten 20 grand from a gofund me page. Holy shit.
Too bad he’s a woman beater…
I bet she only goes out in River North and would laugh at me, if I tried to buy her a drink.
You need to move.