No, they’re just jealous they can’t be a gold digger too. I wish I could get a rich woman to buy me tickets to the game, nice booze, clothes, trips, and all that stuff. I can’t blame women for looking for rich guys, I’d do the same thing.
Last weekend, at 2am, I got a snap from a girl I hooked up with a couple months ago. I replied to it with “I haven’t seen you in a while, you should come over”. She replied with “LOL”. Haven’t heard from her since.
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No, they’re just jealous they can’t be a gold digger too. I wish I could get a rich woman to buy me tickets to the game, nice booze, clothes, trips, and all that stuff. I can’t blame women for looking for rich guys, I’d do the same thing.
On the bus with my fellow peasants. Can’t wait to get to the office for that first cup, then I’ll want to go home, again.
Telling your friends and family you were “banned permanently”, not fired. PGPM.
Only thing that could’ve made it more funny would be hooking up at the actual sorority house, as a 25 yr old.
You must binge drink, my young padawan.
500 if you get a tv for ants.
Charlie, my lease is up soon. Let’s be roommates, fam. Lincoln Park, Old Town, or die. I have a 4K TV and Xbox one. Come on, what do ya say?
I could disappoint a woman in any century.
What if I wear golf shirts, but I don’t even golf?
Last weekend, at 2am, I got a snap from a girl I hooked up with a couple months ago. I replied to it with “I haven’t seen you in a while, you should come over”. She replied with “LOL”. Haven’t heard from her since.
I hope your title is “Analyst” at your new job.
Nothing worse than people using OCD as an adjective.
Hey, leave Coors out of this! What did Coors people ever do to you?
I want to be the guy in the stock photo.
Ahh, Mariano’s, the only place whiter than Whole Foods.
The Donald Jr. taking cringeworthy engagement photos, but solo.
Yeah, the only other people there alone were homeless people trying to stay warm. One guy even asked me for my frosty.
I drunkenly ate at Wendy’s at 2 am on Saturday. Does that count?
But then she’ll tell her friends he couldn’t even make it through one song.
Huh, Beyoncé has been pregnant before?