Shared a magical NYE midnight kiss with a girl a couple years ago, haven’t seen her since. Saw she is attending the same brunch birthday party as me tomorrow, per the Facebook event group. Time to down some bottomless mimosas and shoot from distance.
I was going to stay in tonight, so I can go in tomorrow to work on a project, but I just got invited to go out with friends. I guess I’ll just do the project next week, or something.
How did your work find out it was you? Maybe, I haven’t read all your stuff, but it doesn’t seem like you’ve written anything that could make it too obvious.
If a girl I thought was attractive asked me out on a date, anywhere, I’d say yes. Ask him, if being asked out by a girl at the gym bugs him, he’s a weirdo.
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My buddy once took five of us to his work happy hour. We even wore name tags, with the departments we worked in, which didn’t even exist.
Talked to her for a while and got her number. It went well.
Dude probably just couldn’t tell you wanted to suck face. Set the tone, guys are clueless. Poor Chad.
Shared a magical NYE midnight kiss with a girl a couple years ago, haven’t seen her since. Saw she is attending the same brunch birthday party as me tomorrow, per the Facebook event group. Time to down some bottomless mimosas and shoot from distance.
Hey Duda, watch this video. https://streamable.com/09ooq
If you can’t be in a car for more than 40 minutes with someone, you might need some better friends.
Duda – Slytherin
Dave – Gryffindor
Charlie, Defries, me – Hufflepuff
Dillon – Muggle
If I was in a wheelchair for life, I would fucking hate you.
I like Natty Light.
A Rockets fan thinks Harden deserves the MVP, you don’t say…
It’s going to be a late night in this cube, skittles from the vending machine.
Duda, name your Chicago douchebag crawl.
Yeah, I’ll take the extra 10 calories per beer and stick to Coors/Bud Light.
I was going to stay in tonight, so I can go in tomorrow to work on a project, but I just got invited to go out with friends. I guess I’ll just do the project next week, or something.
They blur in out, like they do in “The Sims”.
That guy could not look anymore like a fuckboy.
This guy needs to move to Denver, a lot of free spirits out there, that would let him crash.
Kick us while we’re down for some extra clicks? I have feelings, you know.
How did your work find out it was you? Maybe, I haven’t read all your stuff, but it doesn’t seem like you’ve written anything that could make it too obvious.
If a girl I thought was attractive asked me out on a date, anywhere, I’d say yes. Ask him, if being asked out by a girl at the gym bugs him, he’s a weirdo.