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Lives in Cody, WY. Yellowstone is beautiful, international tourists are stupid as fuck and my house is a van down by the river. Self proclaimed fantasy football expert. Lives off the motto "beer has food value but food has no beer value". It's science after all.

Member Since 06/05/2013

Applying for jobs you have no fucking chance of getting. PGP.

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Feb 21, 2014
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Taking out a loan to buy presents. PGP.

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Dec 17, 2013
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Answering all questions about how much I spent at the bar/beer store to my fiancé with “Gotta spend money to make money.” PGP.

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Dec 17, 2013
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Secretary told me “booze” wasn’t an acceptable gift to fill out on Secret Santa cards. PGP.

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Dec 10, 2013
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Preliminary examination of the left index finger of female clients. PGP.

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Dec 10, 2013
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Parents bought me a $100 decanter. I filled it with a $15 plastic handle of whiskey. PGP.

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Nov 01, 2013
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Letting everyone know I mean business.

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Oct 08, 2013
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Eating a salad makes me feel better about myself, even if it is loaded with bacon and chicken and dressing and all sorts of other shit. PGP.

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Sep 27, 2013
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Mouthing “I have to take this” while pointing down at your phone in the middle of a meeting, then heading down the hallway where you can review the trade offer your buddy just made you in fantasy football. PGP.

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Sep 19, 2013
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Waiting to get a haircut until your next paycheck. PGP.

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Sep 16, 2013
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