Straight_Commission

Lives in Cody, WY. Yellowstone is beautiful, international tourists are stupid as fuck and my house is a van down by the river. Self proclaimed fantasy football expert. Lives off the motto "beer has food value but food has no beer value". It's science after all.

Member Since 06/05/2013

Staying in on the weekend so you can afford to play fantasy football. PGP.

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Buying an annual gym membership to be financially obligated, and still not working out. PGP.

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Not going to the doctor because no news is good news. PGP.

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Spending a shit ton of time in the vitamin section. PGP.

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Making sure to turn off all the electricity in your place before you leave for work. PGP.

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Sitting in the shower. PGP.

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Constantly losing pens. PGP.

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I can’t afford to get married. PGP.

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Mastering the art of covering up a hangover. PGP.

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Buying the generic brands. PGP.

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