Straight_Commission

Lives in Cody, WY. Yellowstone is beautiful, international tourists are stupid as fuck and my house is a van down by the river. Self proclaimed fantasy football expert. Lives off the motto "beer has food value but food has no beer value". It's science after all.

Member Since 06/05/2013

“Working” your ass off on the waiver wire all day in your fantasy league instead of doing any actual work. PGP.

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That extra hop in your step around the office because you got the win in fantasy football. PGP.

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Untucking your shirt on casual Friday so your gut doesn’t look as bad. PGP.

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Being in at least four fantasy football leagues because that is all you have to look forward to. PGP.

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Considering taking the “Aleve Challenge” for your back pains. PGP.

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Practicing your tab switch maneuvers to increase speed because college football is here. PGP.

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“I got a wife, kids. Do I sound like a happy guy to you, Frankie?”

“Always just smiling, judging, watching. Look at the baby, look at the baby.” #PGP

Looking up healthy recipes, printing them out and then eating fast food instead. PGP.

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Pushing the limits of low fuel. PGP.

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One Skittle to satisfy your craving quickly turning into the whole bag. PGP.

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