Lives in Cody, WY. Yellowstone is beautiful, international tourists are stupid as fuck and my house is a van down by the river. Self proclaimed fantasy football expert. Lives off the motto "beer has food value but food has no beer value". It's science after all.
Can’t fucking stand my friends who ask me, “Did you see my Facebook post?” Ya, I fucking saw it and it’s the most extreme left/right/religious thing that I have ever seen. It’s basically a questions that boasts “Hey, why didn’t you like my Facebook post? Do you not agree with me?”.
I once walked into the frat house a few years ago and witnessed the very instance I made an example of. A few pledges were watching fucking Sex and the City in the lodge with some sorority girls. When I asked “What in the fuck are you guys doing?” they replied, “You don’t even know man, there are gonna be some tits”…………clearly trying to justify their shameful act by seeing some tits. They had the look on their face as if saying “I’m doing this to get laid”…. I gave them the “You’re a fucking idiot, I know what’s going to come out of this” face and let it pan out. Just as I had forecast they were planted solidly in the friend zone as same said girls invited them over every week for popcorn and to watch the show “Greek”. They were banned from watching T.V in the frat house and never boned any one of those girls. So, it should be written upon golden scribes in Man Law that no man should ever put themselves through the misery of some real bullshit because “the girls are hot” or “There will be tits”…….
That’s like saying you’re going to watch Sex and the City movies because you might see some tits. Don’t sit through complete fucking bullshit because the chicks are hot. There is no justification for a man to watch this show.
A guy from work thought we were friends or some shit and then asked if I wanted to go to a gang bang with him. I declined the offer but it got me wondering, is it a low point in one’s life if they agree to go to a random fucken gang bang? Or is it something else?
I will say though that if anyone ever says that they are the “catalyst of the Occupy Movement” then there is a 110% chance that person does not have a job and is telling you said statement as he asks for money for “the cause” and shits in a bucket behind the Denny’s. Seen it a billion times.
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Also, Lubbock is the tits.
Holy fuck. Cool your jets, chief.
I reside in Lubbock now. Not having the strip definitely cuts down on the need to buy shit tons of alcohol at one time.
“Don’t down vote this” is the worst fucking way to start off a comment, ever.
Fucken perfect.
Can’t fucking stand my friends who ask me, “Did you see my Facebook post?” Ya, I fucking saw it and it’s the most extreme left/right/religious thing that I have ever seen. It’s basically a questions that boasts “Hey, why didn’t you like my Facebook post? Do you not agree with me?”.
Thanks for the comment that said everything the column basically did except it was way fucking longer.
What? You wouldn’t?
My thoughts exactly.
Buffalo Jackson is where it’s at. Nice clothing that revolves around looking like a man. Check errrrrrrr out.
I once walked into the frat house a few years ago and witnessed the very instance I made an example of. A few pledges were watching fucking Sex and the City in the lodge with some sorority girls. When I asked “What in the fuck are you guys doing?” they replied, “You don’t even know man, there are gonna be some tits”…………clearly trying to justify their shameful act by seeing some tits. They had the look on their face as if saying “I’m doing this to get laid”…. I gave them the “You’re a fucking idiot, I know what’s going to come out of this” face and let it pan out. Just as I had forecast they were planted solidly in the friend zone as same said girls invited them over every week for popcorn and to watch the show “Greek”. They were banned from watching T.V in the frat house and never boned any one of those girls. So, it should be written upon golden scribes in Man Law that no man should ever put themselves through the misery of some real bullshit because “the girls are hot” or “There will be tits”…….
Fucken humble brag hashtags…… the worst.
I just buy a shit ton of Keystone still. That watery taste will never get old.
Pretty sure it’s just you and hipsters that do all of those things.
That’s like saying you’re going to watch Sex and the City movies because you might see some tits. Don’t sit through complete fucking bullshit because the chicks are hot. There is no justification for a man to watch this show.
A guy from work thought we were friends or some shit and then asked if I wanted to go to a gang bang with him. I declined the offer but it got me wondering, is it a low point in one’s life if they agree to go to a random fucken gang bang? Or is it something else?
Truer words have never been spoken. Garth is the tits.
Camsennett, you look like a total babe.
Excited to see what comes next.
I will say though that if anyone ever says that they are the “catalyst of the Occupy Movement” then there is a 110% chance that person does not have a job and is telling you said statement as he asks for money for “the cause” and shits in a bucket behind the Denny’s. Seen it a billion times.
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