Too scared to expense in flight wifi.

Sent a picture of the girl I’ve been dating to my dad. He said “…Her? Well I’m glad we didn’t raise you to be shallow…” PGP.

We’re hiring new people and I just heard my boss say we need to “make room” for them. PGP

Being 25 with high blood pressure. PGP.

Getting a little drunk and applying for new jobs

My work mom’s daughter is really hot and about to turn 18. PGP.

The constant fear I will poop on my shirt tail

Guac doesn’t cost extra on the corporate Amex. PGPM.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

Just hired a guy I graduated with from high school. PGPM